I'd like to join you but I've got ass to kick.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's time to fall!.

Alright, these Romans know how to party.

Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands?.

Let Duke get you out of those wet clothes, baby.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.

Someone is having a Roman rummage sale.

Oh, this must be where the extra bacon is coming from.

Hey, get your ass off stage and bring back my chicks!.

Die, you overgrown winged lizard from hell!.

Say your prayers! I'm comin' to get ya!.

Good riddance! This place reeks of death!.

This will take out the toxins in no time.

One of these things is not like the others.

Maybe I'll find dead wolves in distress here.

Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!

Now that's what I call a double-bagger.

The bigger they are, the more they bleed.

Aw.if only I had my Flux Capacitor with me.

All set! Now where the hell is the exit?.

Oh rats! I better find all those guns first.

My teeth ache by just lookin' at that thing!.

(coughs) Ooh, I thought cigars smell bad!.

(sniffs and coughs) Something smells bad.

Looks like the pigs have stripped this place clean.

We hang horse thieves around these parts.

That's some tarnished looking gold! I wonder.

And I'm an ass-kicker, not a safe cracker!

Hmm, maybe I'll find some damsels in distress.

Another crystal! I'm starting a collection here.

Hmm, wonder what makes this thing tick?.

Hmm, interesting crystal! I better hang on to it.

That will bring on a visit to the dentist.

I prefer a good cigar.and a bad woman.

I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

Duke nukem a time to kill